Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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