knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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