- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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