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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

womans having rights.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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