- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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