Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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