Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Donald Trump

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Pickles

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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