- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Dwarf Shortage

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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