A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

your mama's so fat... that's it

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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