Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

HELLO EVERYONE

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What page are you on The gay page.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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