whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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