- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Yo Mama just died.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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