- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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