- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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