What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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