What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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