- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

j.p. is dumb

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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