I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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