Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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