- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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