- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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