- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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