what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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hi

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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