- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

your mom is so fat.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why? Because.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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