Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What does? 42

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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the bible

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Llamaworm

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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