Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

WILLYS

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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