Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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A shark ate your mom

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Anti Joke

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