- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

An Artic Storm.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What do I hate? people

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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