- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

book 'em danno

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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