- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Women's Rights

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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