- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did death say to life? Go die

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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