Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Today is March 22.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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