Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Koalas mum is a slut

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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