Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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