Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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