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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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I drive a 'rarri

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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