- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How high is a Chinaman

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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