Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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