What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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How come anti jokes r funny

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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