- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

what is racecar backwards in reverse

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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