- Anti Joke

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Wait what? I did not type that!