- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

THE GAME

A French man gets into a fight

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Justin Bieber

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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