What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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This is not a joke or is it

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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