- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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