- Anti Joke

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Breast cancer.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat...

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

womens rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat