Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Women's rights

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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