Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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A man killed himself.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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The jets are a good team..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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