A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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woman's rights

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Basically copying you.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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