- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

A man killed himself.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

Basically copying you.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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