- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

9/11

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

balls

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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